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[gilgamess]

 

 

 

 

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[gilgamess]

[1] Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex

[2] scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles

[3] I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”

[4] Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.

[5] There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises

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[invisibleheir]

As loathe as I am to give you any sort of credit, you are certainly worth more than that based on your raw power as a Servant alone.

[gilgamess]

[ A WILD SEIBA APPEARS. and actually talking to him, even. ]

Indeed, I am a being of numerous and exceptional talents.

[ wink wonk. ]

[invisibleheir]

And eternal aggravations.

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[hoasen]

I do not believe she is wrong.

[gilgamess]

oh? on what basis would you form this opinion?

LOLASLJKAS

[hoasen]

Must I spell it out? You have absolutely no self-control.

[gilgamess]

tsk, the one who says this is a woman for whom the concept of desire is so excessive that she could induce blushes from some goddesses.

[ wink wonk, CALLED OUT. ]

[hoasen]

Excuse me? How do you even assume that?

[Because...he knows...]

[gilgamess]

perhaps I have certain memories from a prior summoning...

[ WINK WONK INTENSIFIES... ]

[hoasen]

[CLEARING HER THROAT...]

W-well! You said you needed energy!

[gilgamess]

You are a very charitable Master, it must be said.